Gone Fishin’

We’re about a month into the endless days of summer. I love summer! I love the long days, the heat, Puffy White Cloud Days! The lack of routine and freedom that comes along with it. No homework, no schedule. Catching fireflies, roasting marshmallows, trips to the library and no bedtime.  This is my best season. (Well, this and Christmas.)
In summers past, we’ve allowed the days to unfold and see what adventures would arise with them. But this year we thought it best to try to provide a little more structure. (At least Daddy-O thought it best for all involved if there were a little more structure.)  🙂
So we registered the boyz for a few camps.  Camps today are not what I remember camps being in my childhood.  Back in my day, you went away to summer camp.  My variety was Girl Scout Camp where I did horseback riding and stayed in tents for two weeks each summer. Today, many camps are really glorified day care.  Every small business out there is clamoring for the “Summer Camp” dollar and suburbanites are flocking.  We tried to be selective in the camps we chose so that they weren’t all day so we would still have a half day of free time to have unprogrammed playtime, but also so they weren’t stuck with a bunch of kids feeling like they were in day care.  I mean, I’m a stay at home mom.    I don’t need full day camps to entertain my kids. That’s my job! 🙂
Week one, we were invited to Aunt Susie’s cabin for “Grandma Camp” and then we spent a few days at the lake making for a great first week of summer. Week two, we had a golf camp and our extended family was in town for a week of non-stop summer fun. Week three we had registered them for a “Worship Arts Camp” at our church.
According to the brochure, it was to be a week long camp where each camper would have the option of set design, costuming, lighting, tech crew, cast, dance team or chorus and at the end of the week they would put on a production of all their collective talents.  This sounded appealing – especially the set design part, so we signed the older boys up.  It was a bit long – starting at 9 a.m. and going until 3:30 p.m. (I learned pick up was at 3:30p.m. after racing across town peeling into the parking lot at 3:03 p.m. out of breath thinking pick up was at 3:00 p.m.!) (WHEW! for me but Whew! For them…. long day!)
I could tell by their faces at pick up that it had been a long day.  Even the way they had them all corralled into separate classrooms seemed a bit too “structured” for my thoughts of camp, but we’re trying something new here.
The boys informed me they were in the “rhythm” class and it was all about keeping the beat. But really, they had their hearts set on set design and the camp had skipped a beat.
It ends up they were already pre-assigned to “rhythm” – which I guess means percussion? for the whole week.  The schedule they followed for the first day was to be the schedule for the remainder of the week.
The boys were underwhelmed.  
And the thing I love about my husband is that although we had paid a registration fee to attend the camp, upon hearing how underwhelmed they were with day one, we truly LISTENED to our children. 
We decided to opt out for the remainder of the week and I took all the boyz to the lake for the rest of the week!

The camp director was confused when I kindly and as gently as possible told her that the boyz woudn’t be returning. And she was completely dumbfounded when I said “I think they would just rather be outside.”

But that’s the advantage we have. We’re a little bit country – a little bit rock and roll. And having a place in the country gives us the best of both worlds.  
I wish I could say that first thing the next morning we were packed and headed to the lake. But packing for five while they play (read: fight) and undo what I’m doing is an aggravating undertaking. Many hours and several threats later, we were loaded and heading south.

Papa TJ was quite surprised when we showed up. He was planning to have a productive few days  and enjoy the peace and quiet. Boy did we spoil those plans! But he joyfully embraced our rambunctious crew and helped me corral and entertain them for the next three days.  He sings silly songs and baits hooks and calls them “rabble rousers” and “whippersnappers” while he drives them on the tractor and teaches them how to use the log splitter.
Yea, the lake was a much better plan than Worship Arts Camp.
I couldn’t help but think of the old fashioned signs you would see hanging on store front windows “Gone Fishin’” Cause that’s what we’d done.
In fact, Papa had to run to the bait store on the third day to get another container of worms we’d fished through two tubs-o-worms already!
Then he had an errand to run with tractor-loving Carter and he took him with him to go pick out a new trailer. This was mecca for Carter!  It was no surprise when they returned three hours later that they picked out a John Deere green colored trailer!
But in his absence, I was left to bait hooks and manage the fishermen.  Let me just say that although I’ve grown up around a lake my whole life, I strongly dislike fishing.  In fact, I detest it.  
Growing up my Grandfather, Papa Russell, who built the lake and after whom the lake is named, used to love to fish. In fact, that was what got him into the whole lake building endeavor.  I can remember a few times as a little girl that he would take me and my sister and our two cousins out in his old fishing boat to take us fishing with him.  
He was a skillful fisherman and would yank them out one after the other.  His famous saying was “Oh, how they tug and pull!” (Said with much emphasis while hauling in the big one.)  
I, on the other hand, would get restless sitting and waiting for something to take even a nibble on my hook.  In fact, most the time, I think my line would end up tangled in a tree.  But he would teach all of us Lamb grandkids that the secret to fishing was a little Lamb spit.  You had to hack a luggey on the end of your fishing line and spit on the worm.  This too, I was no good at and spit would dribble down my chin.  I was hopeless as a fisherwoman.
But somehow, the fishing gene has skipped a generation and is avid among the Lamb great-grandkids.  My nephew, Jackson has had great success and has hooked “The Big’on” more than once!  Catching other fishing enthusiasts in his wake.  
Kiefer, especially.  
Honestly, before having Kiefer, I never realized there is actual skill in fishing.  In my own experience, I saw fishing as more a sport of luck.  Bait, cast, wait… maybe get lucky. But most the time, in my case, those elusive fish would mysteriously snatch my worm and hours later I’d reel in an empty hook.  
Not Kiefer. He stands on the side of the dock and yanks one out after the other.  He watches, like a hunting dog, for just the right moment and then seizes the opportunity and reels in with gusto at just the right moment usually nabbing a good sized sunfish, croppy or bass on the line.

He rightfully has worked his way up to using an open reel fishing pole, much to the dislike of his younger brothers still confined to their closed reels. He also “inherited” Papa Russell’s tackle box. Not sure how he was so fortunate, but Kiefer’s an opportunistic 8 year old and he saw a vacancy so he moved his tackle into a larger space. Where most tackle boxes have one pull out shelf and a few slots for a variety of hooks, worms, bobbers and weights, his is an industrial sized multi-tiered hard cased tackle box that holds nearly 1000 different baits and would make even the professional fishermen jealous.

It certainly is the envy of his two younger brothers who have caught the fishing bug, too.  They spend their evenings and rainy days re-organizing their tackle boxes and I didn’t realize until this trip that they actually NAME their baits.  Or at least Griffin does.
His red and white torpedo shaped bait with two deathly looking hooks he calls “IU” because it’s half red, half white and it has two eyes.  Kiefer calls his green frog bait “Squishy, Foamy Frog” and Fletcher likes anything with glitter and feathers.
Occasionally they have success with the fake bait, but the typical preferred fish fare are worms. Live worms. Live, dirty, squirmy worms.  Live, dirty, squirmy worms that Mommy has to help them bait. YUCK!
Kiefer is all over it and has baited his own hook for a few years now. Atta’ boy! Griffin? Not so much.  He won’t even touch the worms.  He’s never liked to get his hands dirty and I’ve caught him eating a sandwich off his plate so he didn’t have to touch it so you can imagine how unsuccessful the prospects of his self-sufficiency with baiting his own hook. 

But I was taught if you want to ski, you’ve got to carry your own skis.  So this mom of four boys believes that if you want to fish, you can bait your own hook.


After about a half hour of him trying to flick the worm out of the tub and have it fly onto the hook on it’s own, I finally succumbed and helped him impail the slimy critter on there.
Before we had kids, I would occasionally go “golfing” with Jim.  A perfect day of golf for me was riding in the cart with him and reading a book while he golfed.  
Likewise, I was enjoying a perfect morning of fishing with the boyz while they fished and I was engrossed in a good book.  It was such a page turner I hardly cared to take my eyes away while I hooked another worm.  
I could tell I wasn’t paying enough attention when Griffin caught the roof of the pontoon boat. But hey, it happens. At least it wasn’t his brother’s eyelid.  Then I looked down and noticed that all the worms were making a run for it while the boyz had left the lid off the container. The night crawlers were literally crawling out of the tub and escaping!  Kiefer solved that problem by putting the lid to the pretzels on top of the worms.  Great problem-solving skills, that one.
All said, they had a successful day of fishing. Somehow Fletcher even caught two fish at once. Or he hadn’t released the other one by the time he yanked the next one out of the water.  Either way, we called it a twofer.
Yea, I can see why people would escape their workplaces for a spell to be “gone fishin’…  sometimes it’s all the worship arts you need.

Grandma Camp

The first week of summer we went to “Grandma Camp” with Jim’s Aunt Susie at her cabin in the woods.  It was phenomenal! She and a girlfriend of hers both bring their grandkids and they put on a half-week of non-stop, old-fashioned, out in the woods, back-country fun! We went creek stompin’, fishing, hiking, animal foot print tracking, paddle boating, and canoeing. And intermittently the boys went ‘tetter-totting on her commercial grade teeter totter, where countless injuries occurred – but hey, that’s part of camp!

We sang songs each night and put on a talent show – complete with prizes! (Thanks to Aunt Susie!) We found bucket loads full of Geodes in the creek and smashed them with hammers for hours, we also painted other large flat brownstone we took from the river that made wonderful pallets for young artists.  We hiked in the woods with our hand-carved and painted walking sticks that Susie had given the kids for Christmas, each with a different animal as the handle. We did a nature scavenger hunt finding treasures in God’s creation and we did a treasure hunt searching for clues to find a hidden treasure.  We roasted marshmallows each night and we made “Hobo dinners”which entailed each child making a tinfoil pouch with veggies, cheese and hamburger meat that we broiled and savored. We ate each meal on the screened porch and Aunt Susie (aka Grandma Susie to some) had marked shuffle board course on the smooth deck of the porch and man on man combat shuffle board contests ensued (at least from my children!)  Who knew shuffle board to be a combat sport?!?

Aunt Susie didn’t object when Carter was begging to use her push mower to mow the grass. By the time we left he had mowed her whole dam and the grass on the drive on the way in.

Grandma Carol brought a recipe for magic bubbles that included corn syrup which made the bubbles extra large and more durable so you could actually catch them in your hands. Some were mesmerized for at least an hour with that magical activity! Others teeter tottered the time away but enjoyed their own fun.

And really, that was the whole point – to just have fun. Meals were effortless, songs slipped off the tongue, bedtimes were strictly dismissed and the only rule was no electronics allowed.

I told Susie, I don’t know how we’ve been so fortunate to be included in this special memory making week she does for her grandkids for the third time straight, but I’m so grateful that we are!  A new sign she bought in the local town gift shop that was hanging by her back door provided the answer. It read “Nana’s House – where cousins come to become best friends!”

These are special memories that I know all these children will cherish for years to come! I know I will!

And it’s also a mental note of the kind of Grandma I want to be in the future!  One who creek stomps and giggles and creates an atmosphere of fun because that’s where memories are made!

Fore!

My husband is a pretty good golfer and lately he’s been working on his game a little more.  I’m a pathetic golfer! I took lessons with a sorority sister shortly after Jim and I were married and the instructor laughed when he said, “Show me your swing” and we thought he meant dancing! Oh, and we learned the hard way that you’re supposed to strap in your golf clubs into the cart before you pull away from the clubhouse! Yea, they got a laugh out of those sorority girls!  I haven’t really hit the links since!  But we decided that with four boyz – we’ve got a built in foursome so it’s time for them to learn the game of golf. (Who knows, maybe I’ll take lessons again sometime!?)

We signed them up for a week long “golf camp” at a local 3-par course called “ShorTees”. Appropriately named all around. I had to talk the owner into letting us “play up” and have Griffin and Fletcher join the older boyz since they were younger. The “little linkers” in the 4-6 year old age group were to play for just an hour were the “Junior Linkers” ages 7-14 were able to play for two hours.

I was at the window to the golf shack telling the older gentleman how grown up and well behaved my 6 and almost 5 year old were while Fletcher was literally climbing the wall to get to the bucket of golf balls on the countertop! He was mid-fit when I handed him a ShorTees pencil in an attempt to distract him but the fit escalated and he was proving himself “Little Linkers” worthy, if even that?  For some reason that I’ve yet to understand, the guy agreed to let them all be in the junior level class. (Maybe because it cost a little more money?)  We’ll call it grace.

Our cousins from California were coming to town that same week so they signed up to join us, too.

The week actually turned out to be a really great week and after some coaching not to make divots on the green, Fletcher held his own and even made par on a few holes!  Kiefer made par a few times, too. Griffin, although a bit more unpredictable in the direction his ball would fly, really enjoyed it, too.

Three fourths of my kids enjoyed it. The oldest wasn’t completely inspired by the game, but he saw it through and hopefully someday will appreciate that we made him learn the game of golf. If not for the social aspects, at least he can appreciate the well manicured greens and dream about the tractors and lawn mowers that manicured the grass so perfectly.

The golf camp happened to occur the same week of Fletcher’s fifth birthday. It was charming that the old men who put on the camp led everyone in song to wish our little linker a happy birthday and you know what he got as a gift? That ding dang golf ball that he was having a fit about the day we registered!

I guess that’s the advantage of turning from Fore to Five during golf camp!

Our Crew Plus Two and the Patient Golf Pro “Coach” 

Kiefer putts while Noah and Carter look on

Griffin selects his club while Fletcher’s old man stance shows the seriousness of the game

Fletcher – FORE!

Got to carry your own clubs! (Backpack cases make it so much easier!)

Kiefer – a natural!

Fletcher approaches the ball

He swings…

And misses!

Griffin takes a swing

And misses…

and misses again…

Needs a little coaching…

Carter, with the bigger kids…. got it to the green but claimed it took him 23 tries to make his putt. (Golf is a test of patience, for sure!)

Uncle Mark provides some hands on coaching assistance

And he makes contact!

Now they’re off to find their balls!

Carter & Kiefer

Mark & Noah

Hannah, Kiefer & Carter (Kiefer wanted to wear his plaid “golf shorts”)

Our Little Linkers!

Step Into Narnia, If You Dare!

Fletcher’s our only summer birthday amongst the Jay Boyz.  This past winter, I started collecting Olaf themed items for his birthday party, thinking how funny it would be to have a Snowman themed birthday party in the middle of summer – and the song Olaf sings dreaming about summer.  I even had the boyz make snowballs from the last snow of the season and I had been storing them in my freezer!

But Fletcher wouldn’t have any of it! He wanted a Narnia party. He’d even assigned his classmates to the characters. Henry could be Edmund, “because he has dark hair”; Madison could be Lucy; Sterling could be a knight and Eva could be the White Witch, “because she’s tall.” (I love it that he’s completely disregarding that she is adopted from Africa and has the darkest most beautiful skin).  He, was going to be “King Peter” -“’cause he’s the biggest and bravest” amongst the Narnian Royalty.

He was so convincing that when June 10th rolled around, I’d completely scrapped my idea of an Olaf  Party and I was on board with the Narnia theme.  I mean, seriously, be still my heart! I was the one who introduced him to Narnia two years ago when we were snowbound during a blizzard and read the book cover to cover in one day! Then the next day we made homemade Turkish Delight!

Invitations were sent to our extended family, including our cousins who were going to be in town from California – rare guests at our family birthday celebrations.  And the gauntlet was laid to “wear costumes, if you dare.”

We were mid way through the 12-hour process of making Turkish Delight the day before his birthday when I realized I only had a 1/2 teaspoon left of Almond Extract and needed a full teaspoon. Why go to the store for one item when we have neighbors? I picked up the phone and called our next door neighbor, Karen.  They’re empty nesters and adore our children. (or at least tolerate them!) Their only grandson is a year younger than Fletcher and lives in California, so I think they get a kick out of our kids. At least I hope they do.  Anyhow, she was home and had some I could use so I went over.

When she asked what I was making I told her it was for Turkish Delight – and the conversation unfolded from there. Both her sons are in California in the movie business. The oldest produces movies you’ll never see and the middle son does illustrations,  graphic design and animation for movies. He actually created Aslan the Lion for the first Narnia movie – the most life-like, amazing, talking, breathing, walking animated lion. It’s so lifelike she said the producers at Sony asked to see the hand-drawn version after watching his work. Even they were convinced! (But if you notice in the subsequent movies, Aslan looks a little off? That’s because they didn’t use her son to do the animation!)

As we were chatting the boyz had found me and they were running around both our yards now, and picked up sticks to use as swords. That gave me an idea and I asked her if I could use a really big limb that had fallen to make a forest in my entryway.

It snowballed from there. Then she asked if I wanted to use her Christmas trees.  Mine was the type you had to assemble, hers she keeps upright covered in a sheet in her storage room.  How could I refuse? Then she asked if I needed anything else.  “Got a fur coat?” I asked. I’d already borrowed my mom’s and was hoping to find at least one more to make a coat rack full of coats you had to walk through from our front door/wardrobe entrance.  She said sarcastically, “Do I have a fur coat?” and she went to the other room and wheeled a rolling coat rack of four fur coats around the corner! She even loaned me white sheets and a few tiaras! Oh my goodness! Fletcher’s party was instantly taking shape! It pays to ask your neighbor to borrow some almond extract!

I did my magic and Griffin and Fletcher helped me make it snow while Carter started attacking some Styrofoam cups to make snowflakes. I even saw a few coffee filters fall from the sky, too. It was quite a storm! A few moments later, Daddy-O walked in after being at a meeting for a few hours. If you miss a few hours around here you miss a lot.  He was as shocked as Lucy when she backed into Narnia the first time!

Meanwhile, Carter was helping me cut some cardboard boxes to make a lantern and Kiefer was thrilled to watch me spray paint it black in the backyard.

We couldn’t help but notice how Griffin kept walking out the garage door and coming back in through the front door to walk through the fur coats and into Narnia again and again. He must have done it 20 times!

I pointed out to Jim, THIS is why I do all this.  It IS Narnia to them.

I love taking and idea and making it come alive and watching their imaginations come alive with it!

I scrambled to make a sheet cake, ice it, make dinner, put the finishing touches on Turkish Delight, set the tables for 24 people and create another Narnia in our sun room where the kids could eat at their own table.  I got it all mostly done – all except getting myself ready. It’s hard to do anything while chasing four little kids and refereeing their scuffles.  It’s all about tradeoffs. Do you want an iced cake or me dressed and ready? You can’t have both on time.

My family was the first to arrive – dressed as lions in homemade costumes and knights carrying trash can lids as their shields.  My mom saying, “You enjoy it more when you get into it!”  Thanks, Mom and TJ.  You always pretend right along with me!

They were a bit surprised to see me dressed in my running garb still wearing my baseball hat.  I joked that they had arrived so early! It was 5:59. The party was to start at 6 p.m.

I dashed upstairs to change clothes and make my appearance as the White Witch.  I was pleased that Fletcher was asking me to be Susan instead of the White Witch, because “Susan’s nice, and the White Witch is mean.” I was relieved to know that he still thinks I’m nice.  (There are days when I’m more White Witch than I’d like to admit!)

The only white dress I have is my wedding dress. Kiefer has asked me to try it on to show him before, which I’ve done. Except four babies later, my rib cage has expanded and I can’t zip it up to the top. I also didn’t really feel like wearing my wedding gown to a party where I was doing the cooking and planning to serve barbecue, so I opted for a silver dress I’d worn to a Christmas party a few years ago – and I donned one of my neighbors amazing fur coats that was white (and a tiara!) and “Wallah!”

I raced outside before the kids saw me and rang the doorbell until they would let me in.  Carter had seen a glimpse of me and was in full-on pretend mode and wasn’t going to let me in.  My knight in shining armor of a husband eventually unlocked the door and I finally made my entrance into Narnia.

I chased after the little ones saying I was going to freeze them if I caught them. That’s when I was tackled from the side by a 10 year old (who knows better).  If it would have been on video, I’m sure it would have won the award on “America’s Funniest Home Videos” because out of nowhere this child side swiped me like he was doing a cannon ball. But as his mother, and not the White Witch, I didn’t find it funny. He takes pretending too far sometimes and was out of control.  My knight came to the rescue again and took care of that problem and then it was time to celebrate.

Parties at our house are always kind of crazy. It’s hard being the caterer, the photographer, the set designer, props coordinator, hostess with the mistress, videographer and mother of the birthday boy all at the same time. (Not to mention disciplinarian for those in need)  Thus is the life of a mom.  At least this mom.

All said, I think the birthday boy had himself a good time at his fifth birthday party.  The only problem was he kept asking me what time his friends were going to arrive.

Walk through the wardrobe into our land of Narnia…
Part the furs….
And see a glimpse of our magical land…
All guests are welcome….
It’s always winter here, never Christmas…
But the lamp post is always burning…

And cheerful knights are there to greet you!
(Four of them, in fact!)

His Cake….

The White Witch’s “Temptation Station” complete with hot cocoa, and all things white including: marshmallows, chocolate covered pretzels, chocolate covered raisins, white powdered doughnuts, ice blue bubble gum balls and the piece de resistance – Turkish Delight, made by the hands of the White Witch, herself!

Even a good knight will succumb to the temptation…

Evidence!

Beware of the White Witch, in all her glory
(Wearing her neighbor’s white fur!)

The birthday boy receiving his gifts

When the Narnia music began the battle ensued… 

Watch out for King Peter, he’s quick with the sword!

Present time!!

Ripping into the gifts

Very excited…

Gigi as Aslan looks on at her pride as he opens her gift…

Nana & Gigi watch

We sing Happy Birthday to the Birthday boy

Happy Birthday, Big Guy!

Happy Birthday big guy!

No, seriously, don’t lick the cake!!

Donning his new suit of armor he got as a birthday gift!

Drawing the wardrobe door

Aslan and Fletcher and Me

Aslan and Fletcher

Big brother Kiefer helping to make a draw bridge on the cardboard castle

wardrobe door into the sunroom

The beginning of Turkish Delight

A few hours later…

The snowstorm in my front hallway

Griffin made it snow!

Griffin came in the front door at least 20 times to enter Narnia again and again!

The wonder of childhood makes it all worthwhile!

LOVE!

Meanwhile, Fletcher was busy coloring his crown

Almost perfect now.  Note the permanent marker on the hardwoods! 🙂

Carter helped me make the lantern

A few hours later, Fletcher taste testing the Turkish Delight, wearing his crown… 🙂

Fletcher tested and approved!

12 hours later it was ready, sorta

Aslan in spring time

Fletcher first thing in the morning on his Birthday!
(woke up and put on his Knight costume and crown first thing!)

Next thing he did was check the Turkish Delight

Birthday breakfast: pancake with a candle in it

Mom’s to do list

Taste testing the Turkish Delight

little fingers

Big bite

Hmmmm?

He likes it!!

Kiefer trying on all the fur coats!

What do you think of this one?

Yes?

I made arrows for fruit skewers!

Fletcher used them as daggers 

Sword fighting with fruit skewers – is his mom crazy or what?

Fletcher=Arrow Fetcher
The kids table in the springtime Narnia

“Once a King or Queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia”

“Aslan, you look bigger.”

“Each year that you grow, I grow bigger also.”

The White Witch’s table

The gifts for the King

Arrow Head Fruit Kabobs

The kid’s table
Mom and Fletcher

Fierce Fletcher; double swords

Don’t lick the cake…

No, Seriously, don’t lick the cake.

Smile!!

The White Witch

Aslan and her knight in shining armor, complete with trash can lid shield 

Sweet Kiefer!
Come again!!!
(If you dare!)